MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 21 – Currency
I would rather have five pennies than one nickel Announcing the motion to get rid of the U.S. 5 cent piece, otherwise known as, the nickel. The nickel. Are you kidding me? This stupid thing is bigger than a dime …
Month: July 2008
MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 20 – Retail
Do I do the guy-nod, or just wave my hand? Retail. Oh how I hate thee. First off, “rewards Programs”. “Rewards Programs” are really corporate ways of asking, “Can we track everything you purchase EVER and then sell your demographic …
MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 19 – Wait, what?
I am going to have an aneurism…or run for office Let me get this straight. I do yard work and trim a bunch of bushes and trees. I have trimmings left over after doing all of this work. Now, I …
MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 18 – Paradox
…He is wearing sunglasses Here we have a family of four riding in a sport utility vehicle. They have a roof, four doors, and bumpers. They have driver and passenger side air bags. They have side curtain air bags. They …
MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 17 – Conundrum
…am I saying I don’t believe you So I’m outside one day in the heat. I don’t remember where I was but I start fanning myself with a paper or something. This guy comes up to me and says, “You …