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MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 6 – Bathroom Humor, part 1

“God help me if that hook ever were to break off!” Does anyone know why this is the case? I’m sure that there is a good reason, but I don’t know what it is. Why do bathroom stall doors open inward? I mean you already have to navigate public restrooms like you’re walking through a biohazard facility which is actively incubating the latest and greatest version of the avian bird flu virus. So why do you have to straddle the toilet upon leaving the stall? I mean when the stall door opens there are moments were you have like inches between the edge of the door and the edge of the toilet. I noticed the other day that I use that hook on the inside as a rock climber. I grab that hook and lean backward while I pull the stupid door inward toward me. God help me if that hook ever were to break off! Can’t it just open outwardly like the handicapped stall does? The handicapped stall proves

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MMeM, S18E4 – It’s stuck

This week, Apple announced the end of a 20 year run for the iPod. But, like so many pop-culture phrases and words, the POD will never die. We’re stuck with

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MMeM, Vol.I Issue 1

We’ve all been there. Waiting in line for the guy to spin the sign around saying “SLOW” so we can get through the construction zone. While waiting, it’s only natural

MMeM, Vol.I Issue 2

Apparently, the current “Dodge Hemi” advertisting campaign has been around

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MMeM, Vol.I Issue 1

We’ve all been there. Waiting in line for the guy to spin the sign around saying “SLOW” so we can get through the construction zone. While waiting, it’s only natural

MMeM, Vol.I Issue 1

We’ve all been there. Waiting in line for the guy to spin the sign around

MMeM, Vol.I Issue 2

Apparently, the current “Dodge Hemi” advertisting campaign has been around longer than one might think….

MMeM, Vol.I Issue 3

You have a family with children. You decide that they need a play area outside.

MMeM, Vol.I Issue 4

You live in a very small midwestern town. You have one “highway” that goes right

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