Monthly Archives: July 2013

MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 75 – Yeah, I did that

Oh come on! I know you can hear me!

Now, I know I’m not the only person doing this bit. Maybe it says something about me, well, I know it does. But, I love the Hump Day Camel Geico commercial.

One thing’s for sure, it sure beats the hell out of the “Motorcycle Money-Man”. And, what about Progressive’s Flo? Forget about it.

“UH oh, Uh oh!

Guess what day it is?

Guess what DAY IT IS.

Ehh? Anybody? Julie, hey guess what day it is? Oh come on I know you can hear me.

Mike mike mike mike, what day is it Mike? Ha ha heh hah.

Listen, guess what today is it?”

“It’s hump day.”

“Whoo hoo!

HUMP DAY!!! Yeah!”

MMeM Vol. 9 Issue 74 – …hey BuTtErFlY!!!

Yep, we’re upping the ante a bit …at the Dollar Store…

I doubt you remember, but I’ve been trying to curtail the cutting of the corner on our driveway. Suffice to say, we haven’t been successful yet. The last motion-by-rotating-wing bird, an Oriole, disappeared.

 

There was however, some evidence of a cover-up. These pieces were recovered from the scene of the accident.

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So, now it’s your turn Butterfly. Yep, we’re upping the ante a bit by increasing the investment spent at the Dollar Store on this baby!

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MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 73 – EnOuGh Already!

But, there is a very good chance that it will only go one direction,

It’s enough. Really, enough already. See, here’s the issue Apple. When I plug in my iPhone to my computer to “update” it, I have already agreed to all of your incessant rules and regulations. You know who I am, be it from the fact that I had to logon to my “iTunes” account with a password or because I have my phone in my possession. Either way, you know who I am from either my phone or my iTunes account.

So why, in God’s name why, do you continue to ask if I’m over 17 years of age when certain ~Age restricted APPS need an update? Take this example, this age restricted APP update was for Google Chrome. Really? Since you already have all of my information short of blood type, you already have on file my age for goodness sakes!

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What’s more, I understand that my age will change over time. But, there is a very good chance that it will only go one direction, UP! So, no, I am not under the age of 17 for the 53rd freaking time.

I’d like to think that this is a Google App Hate thing but no, it’s not cause you harass me about all kinds of apps with this simpleton-fixabable problem. All in all, this is just another case of tech companies getting the Holy Grail of SECURITY wrong. Time and time again, security makes things hard for the only users that shouldn’t have a problem. The OWNERS.

MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 72 – Health Mart!

…I’m not not really buying the term “Health Mart”…

I don’t want to seem like a prude, but you know those coin operated machines in public restrooms? Now, some of these vending machines serve very valuable purposes with essential goods for folks. But, then there are the “less than truthful” instances or falsely advertised examples.

Take this …one. From across the restroom you can easily read “Health Mart”. “Oh”, you think to yourself, “How convenient and helpful this establishment is”.

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Upon further inspection, I’m not really buying the term “Health Mart” here…

Inventory:

  • Extenders – Hair extentions? Nope, don’t think so.
    • Glow Boy
    • Midnight Stalker
    • Dib-O-Delight
  • Genuine Horny Goat Weed – Oh yes, GENUINE Horny Goat Weed cause Lord knows everyone had fallen for the imitation Horny Goat Weed before!
  • Erotic Sensual Positions – First of a Series it says. A SERIES!
  • Rough Rider – The Original – There are many imitators I’m sure because that is such an original name.

Please.

Come on!!!

Health Mart?!?!?

 

MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 71 – DOH!

…trying to qualify with a great heat time.

So, you thought YOU had a bad day?

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Let me start by saying that no one was injured in this accident. …and now we return to your non-scheduled sarcastic programming.

Now, originally I thought that this cement truck must have rolled over trying to keep up with the other vehicles on this road as it is common practice here that everyone keeps up with the timed traffic lights. A driver can travel all the way through this town of 110,000 on one of several main thoroughfares without ever having to use their brake pedal.

Now, it makes for some exciting driving as everyone is trying to qualify with a great heat time, but I’m not sure that timed lights are very good when it comes to stopping accidents. Come to think of it, I wonder if any insurance companies have studied the rate of accidents on streets with and without timed lights.

Yeah, we need some potholes fixed on that road but THAT is not gonna help so much.

Oh, and don’t you just LOVE our local PINK big rig tow trucks?

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