MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 29 – Psycho

If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you.

Please, let’s be serious. Like I’m NOT going to run with a new pope’s name of “Francis”? Well, technically in his Argentinian home language, Francisco, also happens to be the first pope to have 1 lung.

Yeah, so I’m among the million+ losers who looked up quotes from the movie “Stripes” yesterday. So, without further adieu,

  • Psycho: The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.
  • Leon: Ooooooh.
  • Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.
  • Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Pope Fran I, don’t call me Francis, is from the largest Spanish speaking country in the world in terms of geographical size.

The interesting take is whether or not this pope will revive and bring back the former Italian pope character of Father Guido Sarducci. Pope Francis I speaks fluent Italian!

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Think waiting for white smoke was time consuming? Time will only tell on this pope’s resurrection. We’ll see.

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