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Category: Contraptions

MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 25 – Enough Already!

By cubconn Posted on July 16, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with NEWiPhone

In fact, everyone hates this …honest. For me, the only thing more annoying than an updated, new, have-to-upgrade-to new cell phone that comes out, is the incessant non-news during the ramp up year after year after year. I mean, come …

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MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 22 – What IS that?

By cubconn Posted on June 12, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with 50ShadesOfConfusion

…50 Shades of CONfusion… So for a couple of months at work, there has been this “contraption” hanging on the wall of one line of cubicles on my floor. I walk past it ever time I head to the bathroom …

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MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 19 – GASP

By cubconn Posted on May 20, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with e-cigarette

WELL BLOW ME DOWN ! No matter how hard I try, I will never understand the ignorance behind some of our enlightened higher minds in society. For how many years, decades, and centuries now have we been bombarded with the …

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MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 17 – Yum…uck!

By cubconn Posted on May 14, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with PODS

…We’re all tubby toddlers. For me, it’s not so much that these pods look delicious, rather they look SO effective! I mean, it’s so simple to understand! There’s orange for cleaning, blue or green for disinfecting, and purple or yellow …

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MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 5 – Make it STOP

By cubconn Posted on March 12, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with Governot

Just make it stop . Are you sick of it yet? Yes, you are. I don’t even have to say what IT is. In fact, as I just start to type I’m once again interrupted by another telephone call to …

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MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 4 – GIANT ROLL

By cubconn Posted on March 6, 2016 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with GIANT ROLL

…so fluffy, so cloud-like so luxurious, and Trump-like. Something I have never gotten behind is the fascination with luxurious toilet paper. I really don’t see why anyone wants to spend any time, effort, much less money on something with which …

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MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 51 – Broadcast Sprinkler

By cubconn Posted on December 22, 2015 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with Starflyer

There won’t be green grass… This is insane. Ok, the gist here is a new thrill ride called the “Starflyer” and basically it’s for the clinically insane or the soon to become clinically insane. Dateline Orlando, FL. That probably tells …

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MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 47 – The STOCKS

By cubconn Posted on December 12, 2015 Posted in Contraptions, My take on... Tagged with Smokers

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night It’s the times of the persecuted smoker these days. I don’t smoke, but I understand their plight. For decades, their way was not only socially accepted but allowed everywhere. Whether …

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MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 7 – YIKES!

By cubconn Posted on February 16, 2015 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with AsSeenOnTV

…scares the bejesus out of me. Look, no one appreciates a woman’s beautiful face more than I do. So, suffice to say that I appreciate all of the work the females in our culture put into keeping their beauty at …

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MMeM, Vol.10 Issue – 16

By cubconn Posted on April 29, 2014 Posted in Contraptions Tagged with Humor

Honestly it’s NOT mine!?! The other day we had to clean out the fish tank. Then, later I was in my favorite room in the house, the garage. I happened to notice, this on my work bench… To borrow a …

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