MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 51 – Broadcast Sprinkler

This is insane. Ok, the gist here is a new thrill ride called the “Starflyer” and basically it’s for the clinically insane or the soon to become clinically insane.

Dateline Orlando, FL. That probably tells you all you need to know. But, for further details it is a 420 foot thrill ride featuring “the largest chair-swinging ride in the world.” We’ve all seen those chair swinging rides at county and state fairs, but they only get riders about 10-20 feet up off the ground.

As I see it, this isn’t a “Starflyer” or a thrill ride. What this actually is, is a wide area urine broadcast sprinkler spreading system flinging urine hundreds of yards 360 degrees around its center point. There won’t be green grass for hundreds of yards within this contraption and that won’t be due to a lack of rain.

Well done Orlando, well done indeed.