MMeM, S17E6 – SONIC, We Got This

I’m sure it’s just me, but during the pandemic it occurred to me that there were a few businesses already out there made for it. Case in point, Sonic Drive-In Restaurants. Here’s my pitch to the SONIC marketing team for the wind-down of said current pandemic and any future ones, God forbid.

  • Social distancing – we’re already set up for that at SONIC! You don’t even have to get out of your car! Just park, sit, order, eat, and our masked roller skating servers will cater to your every need.
  • Masks – you don’t need to wear them. You’re already enclosed in your vehicles insuring the protection of other diners in nearby vehicles.
  • Ordering – place your food orders through speakers that have been disinfected prior to your arrival after the use of previous diners.

Finally, SONIC wants and welcomes your business pandemic or not! Thank you!


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