MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 48 – Bathroom Humor, part 4

cleanliness comes from effort and sacrifice

I don’t know if this is just me, but I’ll bet that it might be, just me. First of all, my hands are dry, cracking, and almost bloody stubs from so much hand washing. Come to think of it, I don’t remember the last time I got “sick” so maybe this really works. I’m referring to the washing of hands in the Men’s restroom.

It’s a scarce species in the land of male-dom (go ahead, spell that as you’re thinking…MALE-DUMB). Yes, we’ve covered this topic, Bathroom Humor,  many times before. But, I’ll bet I sing Happy-Birthday in my head a 1/2 dozen times a day.

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So, when faced with 3 options, which one do you choose? Think of “Let’s Make a Deal” and pick a door. Everyone picks one of the options on the left or the right. The reason for this is that they are trying to avoid being sidled by another participant, side to side, urinal to urinal or, whatever.

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But, if a person really is somewhat, or even mildly concerned with being CLEAN, wouldn’t they choose the less used option when referring to restroom fixtures? See, no one chooses one of the middle options because they are fearful of being sidled on one or both sides. Rather, they choose the option with the least likelihood of getting a neighbor, the right or left side with a wall.

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However, if you realize that the middle stalls or the middle urinals are used far less than the end options which only have one side to be sidled upon, then you can see that middles are less filthy. I mean seriously, would a person choose a seat or urinal with more discharge activity or one with less? Sure, you run the risk of gaining a neighbor during a deposit, but cleanliness comes from effort and sacrifice.

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