MMeM, Vol.9 Issue 4 – Amish Mafia my @$$

I have seen ridiculous and I have seen ridiculous but THIS series takes the proverbial cake. First of all, I am more Amish than these gang-banger wanna-bees. Please. The ONLY thing “making” them Amish is the fact that they have apparently all seen “Witness”, and decided to copy the apparel.

Amish, smamish. Please.

Cell phones, Extended cab 4×4 pickup trucks, $20 entry fee partys with bands and alcohol for sale, I’m sorry but did I miss something? So, you occasionally strut about in a horse and buggy with a orange triangle on it, but that don’t cut it.

Oh, and if yall think speaking Dutch is a big secret society code, everyone has Google translate. I’m sorry, but it’s true.

But, whatever. If that all greases your cranks then more power to you, to an extent.