MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 23 – Discrimination

There is a great injustice that is going un-checked in American society today. It is gender discrimination and it’s time that someone shined a light on this horrible miscarriage of justice and inequality.

I’m speaking of work dress codes. Specifically, no shorts for dudes. Total discrimination. Women can’t wear shorts either…or can they?

It is amazing what passes as NON-shorts for women. Apparently, nothing is technically “shorts”, so they can wear anything.

They can wear dresses of any length, mini, knee length, whatever.

They can wear skirts, long, short, mini…

They can wear gauchos.

They can now wear those new “bermuda”-type shorts.

If some of these things aren’t shorts then I don’t what is.

Think I’m crazy? Check this. ABC News reported that there is a movement a-foot. Men are trying to bring the kilt into the mainstream.

I say…BRING IT…on non-windy days.

But seriously, this may be the only hope for men to right this horrible injustice. Yeah, that’s right, I’m gettin’ on the kilt bandwagon. I’m starting a movement…dudes wearing skirts.

It’s like the girl that plays football in high school. Whatya gonna do?