MMeM, S16E5 – Washing hands, again.

Yes, we’re all diligently washing our hands for 30 seconds now silently singing Happy Birthday or the alphabet in our heads. We have to, because it’s not like we had 3 months to get ready for this virus by stockpiling test kits or PPE for health care providers. No, this was the plan all along.

Next, after re-examining TP usage and rationing of TP in households we turn to hand lotions to mend dry, cracking and bleeding knuckles. Band-aids and bandages once again are re-learned and applied to pandemic stricken cracking skin. Everyone, all over the world is dealing with these issues.

Then there was this story from Vancouver, WA picked up in an Irish newspaper. This woman was just trying to follow the government’s guidelines to stay alive! Hand-washing and social distancing combined to create this odd accident! Seems the woman was washing her hands with a BLOCK OF CHEESE by accident for days! Best as she could tell, she accidentally left it by the edge of her sink after a late night drunken refrigerator raid, and got mixed up the next day. She didn’t remember eating and not finishing the hunk of cheese, which resembled a bar of soap the days afterward to her!

Subsequently, she washed her hands with said “non-soap” for days afterward. Specifically, a chunk of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese. Who knows, maybe THAT protects one against COVID-19!