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O<\/span>k, here’s one for “the kids”.<\/p>\n

…and here’s the explanation for the “non kids”.
If you’ve ever seen MTV Cribs, you know that famous wealthy sports and music figures love to show off their houses.<\/p>\n

They take the cameras through every room in their huge extravagant home showing all the custom amenities. Every episode ends with a tour of the garage. And, every time there are 2-3 incredibly expensive vehicles being shown, i.e. Mercedes, Hummer, classics, etc. The host then explains what size rims they are “running on”.
This of course is a reference to the diameter of the chrome rims which are on the wheels of said expensive vehicles. In short, bigger is apparently much better.<\/p>\n

Well, here’s one playa that either got tired of telling everyone what size rims he has on his low-riding truck, or he doesn’t even want people to have to be bothered by even asking.<\/p>\n

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“YO dawg! What you runnin’ that low-rider on? ….oh wait, I see. Twenties. Cool.”<\/p>\n

For the record, “twenties” aren’t even that impressive. Even this “White & Nerdy” whitest white-guy knows that. Shaq be rollin’ on twenty-foh’s foo! BoyEEE.<\/p>\n

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Ok, here’s one for “the kids”. …and here’s the explanation for the “non kids”.If you’ve ever seen MTV Cribs, you know that famous wealthy sports and music figures love to show off their houses. They take the cameras through every …<\/p>\n