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{"id":789,"date":"2013-03-18T09:52:13","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T14:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=789"},"modified":"2013-03-18T14:33:27","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T19:33:27","slug":"mmem-vol-9-issue-33-pot-youre-black-kettle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 9  Issue 33 &#8211; Pot, &#8220;You&#8217;re black kettle&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: brown;\">The <strong>POT <\/strong>calling the <span style=\"color: brown;\">kettle, African American. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padd$1 ing-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border-width: 1px; border-color: #bdb76b; border-style: solid;\">N<\/span>ot\u00a0that this should really surprise anyone, but today&#8217;s &#8220;kids&#8221; aren&#8217;t sure what the saying, &#8220;the pot calling the kettle black&#8221; even means. I&#8217;m not lying, this statement is based on empirical evidence I collected last night listening to &#8220;youth&#8221; (youth= 20, 21). So of course, this got us thinking that today&#8217;s kids need some saying for &#8220;the pot calling the kettle black&#8221; which is more &#8216;with the times&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, we got this:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Palm pilot calling the flip phone &#8220;out of date&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Mobile phone calling the land line &#8220;daisy cups and string&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>NES Tecmo Bowl telling Madden NFL 06 &#8220;your graphics suck&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Snail mail calling the email &#8220;slow&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Copy machine telling the fax machine, &#8220;you&#8217;re SO old&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>MySpace calling Facebook, &#8220;out of date&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Analog clock telling the Grandfather clock, &#8220;You&#8217;re out of the times&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Alarm clock telling the Rooster, &#8220;you&#8217;re a thing of the past&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-793\" alt=\"facebook_facebook\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook-300x300.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook-45x45.jpg 45w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/facebook_facebook.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/images1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-794\" alt=\"images\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/images1.jpg\" width=\"109\" height=\"166\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAE0VTDG.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-795\" alt=\"imagesCAE0VTDG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAE0VTDG.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAGCLDAI.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-796\" alt=\"imagesCAGCLDAI\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAGCLDAI.jpg\" width=\"142\" height=\"128\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-797\" alt=\"imagesCAH2T53F\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F.jpg\" width=\"134\" height=\"134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F-45x45.jpg 45w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAH2T53F-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 134px) 100vw, 134px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAJNUIP6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-798\" alt=\"imagesCAJNUIP6\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAJNUIP6.jpg\" width=\"158\" height=\"156\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAJNUIP6.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAJNUIP6-45x45.jpg 45w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/imagesCAJNUIP6-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, can you believe that we used to use these devices where you had to use a fake pen to work them? (palm pilot).<\/p>\n<p>Snail mail. And, we still act &#8220;all shocked&#8221; every time\u00a0stamps go up by $.02 cents. Oi vey! And, Facebook? Talk about setting it and forgetting it! Gee, why don&#8217;t you start one of those old BLOGS?<\/p>\n<p>Moreover, the kids today were quicker to gasp at the word &#8220;black&#8221;. Sorry kids, that&#8217;s like, &#8220;the pot calling the kettle African American.&#8221; To be fair, if kids today have seen &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0903624\/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4\">The Hobbit<\/a>&#8221; or one of the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0167260\/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4\">Lord of the Rings<\/a>&#8221; movies, then they might understand a pot or a\u00a0kettle is a cooking instrument\u00a0although I highly doubt it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Tecmobowlfront.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-805\" alt=\"Tecmobowlfront\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Tecmobowlfront.jpg\" width=\"144\" height=\"207\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The POT calling the kettle, African American. Not\u00a0that this should really surprise anyone, but today&#8217;s &#8220;kids&#8221; aren&#8217;t sure what the saying, &#8220;the pot calling the kettle black&#8221; even means. I&#8217;m not lying, this statement is based on empirical evidence I &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=789\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 9  Issue 33 &#8211; Pot, &#8220;You&#8217;re black kettle&#8221;.<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-of-dad","category-pass-it-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":807,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions\/807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}