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{"id":78,"date":"2007-11-28T00:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2007-11-28T00:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T00:44:00","slug":"mmem-vol-3-issue-8-perfect-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 3 Issue 8 &#8211; Perfect Scale"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:right;width:150px;margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:15px;margin-left:10px;padding-bottom:10px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia;font-size: 28px;line-height:24px; color:#FF6600; text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color:brown;\">There are days that<\/span><b> I&#8217;d rather take the real plunge<\/b> than step on<span style=\"color:orange\"> a scale.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- the drop cap --> <br \/><span style=\"margin-right:6px;margin-top:5px;float:left;background:khaki;border:1px solid darkkhaki;font-size:80px;line-height:60px;padding-top:2px;padding-right:5px;font-family:times;\">S<\/span>eriously, have you ever seen a more appropriate product? I mean, this is a scale, which is listed on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciam.com\/slideshow.cfm?id=gadgets-guide-home-office-toys&#038;thumbs=horizontal&#038;photo_id=5EABCC4A-E7F2-99DF-3D13EC183F04D5D4\">Scientific American Magazine&#8217;s<\/a> website that looks like you are looking down the side of a building.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5137625366635459586\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/cubconn\/SMSyyGM_UjI\/AAAAAAAABqU\/2CM_GnZWJ8E\/s400\/scale.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>So, to learn your current body weight, you have to &#8220;take the plunge&#8221; and almost pretend that you are jumping off of a skyscraper.<\/p>\n<p>I just don&#8217;t know if I have ever seen a product capture the user&#8217;s inner monologue any better than this one.<\/p>\n<p>There are days I&#8217;d rather take the real plunge than step on a scale. Oi vey.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1335848&#038;loc=en_US\">Subscribe to Midwestern Meditations eMagazine by Email<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are days that I&#8217;d rather take the real plunge than step on a scale. Seriously, have you ever seen a more appropriate product? I mean, this is a scale, which is listed on Scientific American Magazine&#8217;s website that looks &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=78\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 3 Issue 8 &#8211; Perfect Scale<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-take-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}