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{"id":75,"date":"2007-12-19T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T13:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=75"},"modified":"2007-12-19T13:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T13:52:00","slug":"mmem-vol-3-issue-9-atm-automatic-teller-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 3 Issue 9 &#8211; ATM &#8211; Automatic Teller MISTAKE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:right;width:150px;margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:15px;margin-left:10px;padding-bottom:10px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia;font-size: 28px;line-height:24px; color:#FF6600; text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color:brown;\">It&#8217;s my <\/span>opinion <b>that &#8220;Finders-Keepers&#8221;<\/b> should take <span style=\"color:orange\">precedence here.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- the drop cap --> <br \/><span style=\"margin-right:6px;margin-top:5px;float:left;background:khaki;border:1px solid darkkhaki;font-size:80px;line-height:60px;padding-top:2px;padding-right:5px;font-family:times;\">H<\/span>ave you ever wondered, or dreamed I guess, why ATM machines NEVER make a mistake?  I have.  I mean seriously, you can&#8217;t get a vending machine to take a crisp, never-before-handled-by-humans dollar bill sometimes.  Yet, the ATM never seems to mess up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve dreamed about this often.  In fact, every time I get money from an ATM I watch wonderously as the money comes out thinking, &#8220;This will be the day&#8221;.  &#8220;Today, I will get $120 instead of just $40&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Except it never does.  Why not???  And, the twenties you get from ATMs are often pretty tattered and certainly not always crisp new ones.<\/p>\n<p>Well today, there was a news <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20071218\/od_uk_nm\/oukoe_uk_china_atm\">story<\/a> about a man in China that has been jailed for LIFE, for taking advantage of an ATM which would only deduct 1 yuan from his account for every 1,000 it spit out.  I say, &#8220;Advantage Customer&#8221;.  Thus, Xu Ting withdrew 175,000 yuan in 171 transactions.  It&#8217;s my opinion that &#8220;Finders-Keepers&#8221; should take precedence here.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, shouldn&#8217;t somebody call Amnesty International or someone over this injustice?  What a travesty.<\/p>\n<p>Well, for me, the dream still lives&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1335848&#038;loc=en_US\">Subscribe to Midwestern Meditations eMagazine by Email<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my opinion that &#8220;Finders-Keepers&#8221; should take precedence here. Have you ever wondered, or dreamed I guess, why ATM machines NEVER make a mistake? I have. I mean seriously, you can&#8217;t get a vending machine to take a crisp, never-before-handled-by-humans &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=75\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 3 Issue 9 &#8211; ATM &#8211; Automatic Teller MISTAKE<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-take-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}