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{"id":66,"date":"2008-04-11T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2008-04-11T22:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T22:30:00","slug":"mmem-vol-4-issue-7-bathroom-humor-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 4, Issue 7 Bathroom Humor part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FLOAT: right; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 15px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; MARGIN-LEFT: 10px; WIDTH: 150px; LINE-HEIGHT: 24px; TEXT-ALIGN: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia;font-size:28px;color:#ff6600;\"   ><span><span style=\"color:brown;\">&#8230;suddenly my<\/span> problems don&#8217;t <b>seem all <\/b>that <span style=\"color:brown;\">horrific.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- the drop cap --> <br \/><span style=\"margin-right:6px;margin-top:5px;float:left;background:khaki;border:1px solid darkkhaki;font-size:80px;line-height:60px;padding-top:2px;padding-right:5px;font-family:times;\">E<\/span>ver think YOU have it rough? Do you ever think people don&#8217;t understand all that you go through on a daily basis? Consider this scenario.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You&#8217;re a male. Ok, obviously strike #1 and judging by some of the female readers of this blog, I could probably end the scenario right here.  But anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You&#8217;re responsible for a child in a diaper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Said child does their business in said diaper and you have to change it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A female child. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188125166514990370\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyv-83yPI\/AAAAAAAABo8\/CPob7G1MCC4\/s800\/MMeM47e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>&#8211; You&#8217;re not at home, rather you are out in public.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You have to go to a public restroom to change the child. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188122499340299490\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyvKvRs9I\/AAAAAAAABoc\/uFbGhYqA3xk\/s800\/MMeM47a.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>&#8211; You need to change the child on one of those baby changing tables provided on the restroom wall. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188122499340299506\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyvVNQltI\/AAAAAAAABok\/E9UTNQHe8VQ\/s800\/MMeM47b.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>&#8211; Oh yeah, I almost forgot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188122503635266818\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyvfEtelI\/AAAAAAAABos\/gccOdORq-Cs\/s800\/MMeM47c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You are unable to SEE!!! <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188122503635266834\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyvsKjxaI\/AAAAAAAABo0\/M-328cu8tbg\/s800\/MMeM47d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>Please. 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