I<\/span> have seen ridiculous and I have seen ridiculous but THIS series takes the proverbial cake. First of all, I am more Amish than these gang-banger wanna-bees. Please. The ONLY thing “making” them Amish is the fact that they have apparently all seen “Witness”, and decided to copy the apparel.<\/p>\n

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Amish, smamish. Please.<\/p>\n

Cell phones, Extended cab 4×4 pickup trucks, $20 entry fee partys with bands and alcohol for sale, I’m sorry but did I miss something? So, you occasionally strut about in a horse and buggy with a orange triangle on it, but that don’t cut it.<\/p>\n

Oh, and if yall think speaking Dutch is a big secret society code, everyone has Google translate. I’m sorry, but it’s true.<\/p>\n

But, whatever. If that all greases your cranks then more power to you, to an extent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Strut about in a horse and buggy with an orange triangle on it. I have seen ridiculous and I have seen ridiculous but THIS series takes the proverbial cake. First of all, I am more Amish than these gang-banger wanna-bees. …<\/p>\n

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