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{"id":56,"date":"2008-07-02T00:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T00:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2008-07-02T00:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T00:18:00","slug":"mmem-vol-4-issue-17-conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 4 Issue 17 &#8211; Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FLOAT: right; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 15px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; MARGIN-LEFT: 10px; WIDTH: 150px; LINE-HEIGHT: 24px; TEXT-ALIGN: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia;font-size:28px;color:#ff6600;\"   ><span style=\"color:gold;\">&#8230;am I <\/span>saying <b>I<\/b> don&#8217;t believe<span style=\"color:brown;\"> you<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- the drop cap --> <br \/><span style=\"margin-right:6px;margin-top:5px;float:left;background:khaki;border:1px solid darkkhaki;font-size:80px;line-height:60px;padding-top:2px;padding-right:5px;font-family:times;\">S<\/span>o I&#8217;m outside one day in the heat. I don&#8217;t remember where I was but I start fanning myself with a paper or something.<\/p>\n<p>This guy comes up to me and says, &#8220;You know, they did a study that says that you actually create more heat by fanning yourself that you save by cooling yourself off with the fanning&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I think to myself:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.handfans4less.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218881718945534610\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SMSyqedA5oI\/AAAAAAAABms\/Npd-Sq6ILyc\/s800\/MMeM417.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.handfans4less.com\/\"><\/a><em>&#8220;Hmm! I&#8217;ll bet the proprietors over at <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.handfans4less.com\/\"><em>handfans4less.com<\/em><\/a><em> don&#8217;t appreciate this information!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to the moment at hand. What in the hell am I supposed to do with this information? Do I keep fanning in spite of the edict this dude just laid down on me?<\/p>\n<p>By continuing to fan myself am I saying, &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe you&#8221; or &#8220;I am more efficient at fanning&#8221; or &#8220;You&#8217;re annoying&#8221;, or what?<\/p>\n<p>Or, my other option is to put my hand fan down and sweat. Thus, choosing instead to put trust in this guy&#8217;s data that if I sit and sweat here for a while I will cool down faster than if I was fanning myself.<\/p>\n<p>Why would someone say something like that to someone? 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