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t’s amazing how some times the greatest discoveries are complete accidents. I love it when that happens and anymore I try my best not to miss these great strikes of lightening like brilliance!<\/p>\n

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So, the other day I bought some crackers for work to help get me through another day of plugging along through hundreds of thousands of records in dozens of tables while trying to build magical yet mind-numbing queries. Queries to do mystical and almost indescribable tasks. It’s not impossible but it can be real freaking boring. Well for this day I happen to stumble across Scrabble Cheez-its.<\/p>\n

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It’s a miracle I got any work done at all that day. But the real genious is that you find yourself not eating any “tiles” for fear that it will limit what words you can build. All day I built the funniest sometimes inappropriate words and phrases that I could come up with for my co-workers. Yes, I would come up with something rather witty and then go spell it out on their desk or cabinet when they were away. It was like giving everyone a funny-snack! See, I feel comfortable doing this because as previously stated, I WASH MY HANDS ALL THE TIME!<\/p>\n

So there you have it. The perfect snack food to buy because you don’t\/won’t want to eat it for fear of losing text creation ability. Brilliant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The perfect snack food to buy… I t’s amazing how some times the greatest discoveries are complete accidents. I love it when that happens and anymore I try my best not to miss these great strikes of lightening like brilliance! …<\/p>\n

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