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{"id":5,"date":"2012-10-04T04:41:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T04:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2012-10-04T04:41:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T04:41:00","slug":"mmem-vol-8-issue-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 8 Issue 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; text-align: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia; width: 150px;\"><span><span style=\"color: brown;\">&#8230;once you <\/span>see or learn of something <b>unique, <\/b>you can never <span style=\"color: brown;\">unlearn it.<\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px;\">E<\/span>xactly what was the intended image they were going for here? Ok, these are paper towel dispensers in a bathroom at work. Oh they were quite the welcomed addition when news of their arrival circulated throughout the bowels (very subtle bathroom humor intended there) of the building.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NagElikfGCw\/UG0SzdvfxbI\/AAAAAAAAJ7M\/FGAsrJqhIhg\/s1600\/MMeM812a.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"472\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NagElikfGCw\/UG0SzdvfxbI\/AAAAAAAAJ7M\/FGAsrJqhIhg\/s640\/MMeM812a.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>These paper towel dispensers were supposedly hands free where you just place your hands under them and the paper towel is dispensed automatically. That&#8217;s the concept anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, they seem to run out of life or paper pretty quickly and for those of us who actually do wash our hands, we&#8217;re often left to use the spare roll placed on the wet sink counter and handled with wet hands from user to user. But back to my original question.<\/p>\n<p>The image clearly looks like a 10 gallon cowboy hat to me. If not that, if the halo around the toaster was supposed to depict a motion of hands, they are nowhere near the air that comes out of these things. The downward arrow makes that point pretty clear!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. But what I do know is that this reminds me of the 1964 quarter that is still in circulation and is worth close to $4 today. That is, once you see or learn of something unique, you can never unlearn it.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. Automatic Cowboy Hat Paper Towel Dispensers are here to stay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;once you see or learn of something unique, you can never unlearn it. Exactly what was &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=5\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 8 Issue 12<\/span> Read more \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bathroom-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}