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L<\/span>ook, I tried flagging her down. I pulled up beside her in the parking lot and tried to get her attention.<\/p>\n

I honked.<\/p>\n

I flashed my lights.<\/p>\n

Finally, I did what any fine upstanding citizen would do.<\/p>\n

I whipped out my camera and took a picture just before she turned the wrong way onto a one way while spilling the $4 latte that was sitting on top of her roof.<\/p>\n

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…and then posted it on my blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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