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{"id":3279,"date":"2019-10-17T19:28:56","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T00:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3279"},"modified":"2019-10-17T19:29:05","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T00:29:05","slug":"mmem-s15e32-the-joneses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3279","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, S15E32 \u2013  The Joneses"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">Hey, <span style=\"color: brown;\">whatever <\/span>gets <strong>you <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">around&#8230; <\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">O<\/span><\/p>\n<p>ver the past few months, as I walk the dog around the neighborhood I&#8217;ve noticed an odd vehicle situation in front of one of the nicer homes in the area. First, I should note that this house is very nice. In fact, I feel like it&#8217;s probably the nicest McMansion in the upscale neighborhood in which our neighborhood falls.<\/p>\n<p>I love the siding, the roofing, the windows, the 3 car garage, the fenced in backyard, and just everything about this nice house right down to the rooster weathervane atop the peak of the multi-tiered roof. The odd thing of which I noted about vehicles, started about 5 months ago when there was a very, call it, low-end early model pick-up truck parked next to this house. This pick-up had some, shall we say, custom paint work done on it in which the owner was going for a Dukes of Hazard theme perhaps?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3280\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32b.jpg 448w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32b-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then, one day after several weeks it was gone. I thought, well that was interesting but probably best that the eyesore was gone. Ah but wait! Next was the Jeep Cherokee to pay homage to Dale Earnhardt #3 no less!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32a-250x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32a-250x300.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32a-768x923.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MMeM_E15S32a-852x1024.jpg 852w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I don&#8217;t want to go out on a limb here and assume things, but I&#8217;m guessing that the driver of these vehicles MIGHT be banking on the fact that collision insurance isn&#8217;t something they want to spend money on with these vehicles?<\/p>\n<p>Hey, whatever gets you around&#8230;.and saves you money I say!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, whatever gets you around&#8230; O ver the past few months, as I walk the dog around the neighborhood I&#8217;ve noticed an odd vehicle situation in front of one of the nicer homes in the area. 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