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{"id":3242,"date":"2019-09-23T18:54:24","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T23:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3242"},"modified":"2019-09-23T18:54:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T23:54:35","slug":"mmem-s15e31-my-density","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3242","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, S15E31 \u2013  My Density"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">&#8230;what <span style=\"color: brown;\">I <\/span>already <strong>know <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">about&#8230; <\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">O<\/span><\/p>\n<p>ne of things about myself that never ceases to amaze me, is just how dense I am. People often wonder why I am so self-deprecating. Simple answer, the content is never-ending.<\/p>\n<p>I take quite a bit of medicines. No, none of it is good or happy meds that anyone would want or desire. Nonetheless, I have to take it throughout the day and am told by providers to distribute said medications accordingly. Subsequently, I have been using a pill-minder for years. Not just &#8220;A&#8221; pill-minder, rather I&#8217;m probably on my 3rd one by now. At any rate, once a week it&#8217;s time to re-fill this tackle box with my stock of medications.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3247\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31a.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31a-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Invariably, my big fat sausage link fingers, thanks father, have difficulty dropping the correct pills into the correct time of day slots. I cannot recall how many times I have accidentally dropped a pill into the wrong day or time. For YEARS, I have struggled with my giant fingers to fish out the incorrect pill. I&#8217;d have to wet a fingertip or get up and go find tweezers to retrieve the rogue medicine.<\/p>\n<p>Then, after at least 18 years of this I FINALLY had a revelation. Yes, it took that long, see what I deal with on a daily basis? Somehow, someway, the other day when I had a pill fall into the wrong slot it finally dawned on my small, barely able to function male-brain, that I could remove the DAY and turn it over with the needed time slot opened to retrieve the wrong pill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3248\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31b.jpg 336w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31b-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why did this take me so long? I got this type of pill-minder years ago so I could take a day at at time to work with me. What is wrong with me? Don&#8217;t answer that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3249\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"424\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31c.jpg 424w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MMeM_S15E31c-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is why I don&#8217;t bother with taking those online IQ tests. I don&#8217;t need any more confirmation of what I already know about myself.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;what I already know about&#8230; O ne of things about myself that never ceases to amaze me, is just how dense I am. People often wonder why I am so self-deprecating. Simple answer, the content is never-ending. 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