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ook, I know I do a lot of dumb things. Everytime I find myself doing something halfway intelligent or even “smart-ish” I don’t have to contemplate for long to remind myself of just how dim I really am. I do my best to hide this fact from not only the world but myself most of the time.<\/p>\n

A few years back, I remember one of my credit cards sent me a notice about adding a picture to my card. I thought, “That’s great and I know exactly what picture I’ll upload to my account for them to put on my new card and then send to me!” It wasn’t until years later after I’d gotten a new card from them without the option for a picture that it sunk in through my thick skull what their intention had been all along.<\/p>\n

Yeah, they thought I’d be smart enough to realize the whole idea was to upload a picture of MYSELF, for security purposes, as it was my credit card. But NOOOOooooo, what did I do? I uploaded a picture of my daughter who had recently been a part of a state championship volleyball team! Oh, but of course! What an idiot I can be sometimes! DOH!<\/p>\n

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