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he other day I went to Walmart to get some sort of an armband for my iPhone. I needed this to use for my phone when I’m walking trying to get my 10,000 steps rather than putting my iPhone 6+ in my shorts pocket while it bounces around butt-calling everyone.<\/p>\n

Suffice to say, that no, Walmart didn’t have anything and neither did Target. I ended up getting something at Best Buy that I hate. Anyway, back at Walmart I ran across this abomination.<\/p>\n

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While I’m trying my best to bust my @$$ and dealing with blisters and bloody feet, there is a market for this?<\/p>\n

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Oh the humanity! There are poor people in the world who have to hold their smartphones up to their faces with their actual hands? What?<\/p>\n

Talk about your 1st World Problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…your 1st World Problems ! T he other day I went to Walmart to get some sort of an armband for my iPhone. I needed this to use for my phone when I’m walking trying to get my 10,000 steps …<\/p>\n

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