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{"id":3136,"date":"2019-04-24T19:18:58","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T00:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3136"},"modified":"2019-04-24T19:19:07","modified_gmt":"2019-04-25T00:19:07","slug":"mmem-vol-15-issue-20-yuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3136","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 15 Issue 20 \u2013  Yuck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">What <span style=\"color: brown;\">is <\/span>wrong <strong>with <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">me? <\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">W<\/span><\/p>\n<p>e as a society have been in the business of picking up our dogs&#8217; feces for a while now. It&#8217;s funny when you stop and think back to a time when such an activity wasn&#8217;t even considered as something to do. Now, it&#8217;s completely flipped into the most egregious thing you can do as a pet owner if you don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3138\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20c-211x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"211\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20c-211x300.jpg 211w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20c.jpg 221w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 211px) 100vw, 211px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The other day I was once again dutifully picking up my dog&#8217;s latest movement from our neighbor&#8217;s very nice new perfect lawn when I noticed another rogue #2 about 5 feet from my dog&#8217;s. This excrement looked to be about 1-2 days old and probably came from another breed of canine. Anyway, I hadn&#8217;t yet tied my dog&#8217;s bathroom bag up and thought, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m here I&#8217;ll go ahead and grab that one, err #2, too&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>As I stepped toward it and carefully scooped it into my dog&#8217;s hell bag I had an awful, yucky feeling. It was like I was touching something I shouldn&#8217;t or something that wasn&#8217;t mine. It felt very gross and foreign. Why was I having this feeling about anonymous dog poop?<\/p>\n<p>Have I subliminally developed an acceptance to my own dog&#8217;s feces but want nothing to do some stranger&#8217;s dog feces? What is wrong with me? What is happening?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I fought through it and added the very toxic, unknown, God only knows where the hell it came from into my dog&#8217;s bag. I tied it up tighter than ever and hauled ass to the trash can. Done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20d.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3139\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20d-300x236.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20d-300x236.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MMeM_v15i20d.jpg 427w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is wrong with me? W e as a society have been in the business of picking up our dogs&#8217; feces for a while now. It&#8217;s funny when you stop and think back to a time when such an activity &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3136\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 15 Issue 20 \u2013  Yuck?<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3137,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[231],"class_list":["post-3136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bathroom-humor","tag-poopbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3140,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3136\/revisions\/3140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}