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{"id":31,"date":"2009-07-25T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2009-07-25T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T23:27:00","slug":"mmem-vol-5-issue-8-well-no-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 5 Issue 8 &#8211; well NO wonder&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:right;width:150px;margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:15px;margin-left:10px;padding-bottom:10px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia;font-size: 28px;line-height:24px; color:#FF6600; text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color:gold;\">&#8230;They are<\/span> all right next <b>to<\/b> each<span style=\"color:brown\"> other!<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!-- the drop cap --> <br \/><span style=\"margin-right:6px;margin-top:5px;float:left;background:khaki;border:1px solid darkkhaki;font-size:80px;line-height:60px;padding-top:2px;padding-right:5px;font-family:times;\">Y<\/span>ou know, I try to be a good citizen.  I mean we&#8217;re living in a society where people should treat others with respect or at least treat others as they would like to be treated, right?  One of the very small things I try to do comes from experiences I had at one of my first jobs.<\/p>\n<p>In the second job of my life, I was working as a maintenance worker for a grocery store.  I really liked the job and what&#8217;s more, I LOVED my paycheck for which I earned $3.54 an hour!  That was twenty-two cents ABOVE minimum wage back then!  (Oh god, I just morphed into my father!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, one of my tasks in this job was to round up shopping carts from the parking lot.  It really wasn&#8217;t that bad except for the unbearable midwest humidity in 90+ August summer days.  But, we entertained ourselves by seeing how many carts we could push in one giant line.  I still feel sorry for that one customer whose car we T-boned as she was pulling out of the isle.  But anyway, back to my good citizen speech.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, even today some 20 years later I ALWAYS at least march  my cart to the nearest cart corral when I&#8217;m done grocery shopping.  I mean it&#8217;s the least I can do for those poor minimum wage ($8.00 an hour) teenagers with summer jobs during today&#8217;s global warming affected summers (2009 one of the coolest summer&#8217;s on record).<\/p>\n<p>However, I can never seem to be anywhere near a cart corral.  <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m wrong, but perhaps, just perhaps the reason that I can never find a cart corral in the parking lot of the grocery store is due to the fact that THEY ARE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SmuYMKxdelI\/AAAAAAAAC44\/8-ZD8-ywkTM\/s1600-h\/MMeM58.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/SmuYMKxdelI\/AAAAAAAAC44\/8-ZD8-ywkTM\/s400\/MMeM58.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362547116132366930\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The picture doesn&#8217;t do it justice, but there are 4 corrals almost TOUCHING EACH OTHER!  <\/p>\n<p>Come on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;They are all right next to each other! 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I mean we&#8217;re living in a society where people should treat others with respect or at least treat others as they would like &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=31\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 5 Issue 8 &#8211; well NO wonder&#8230;<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hail-retail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}