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{"id":3084,"date":"2019-03-26T20:27:35","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T01:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3084"},"modified":"2019-03-26T20:27:44","modified_gmt":"2019-03-27T01:27:44","slug":"mmem-vol-15-issue-13-the-switch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3084","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 15 Issue 13 \u2013  The Switch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">Why <span style=\"color: brown;\">this <\/span>fascinates <strong>me <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">&#8230;?<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">I<\/span><\/p>\n<p>have noticed this &#8220;light&#8221; switch for years. I put quotes around &#8220;light&#8221; as it&#8217;s not &#8220;A&#8221; light switch, rather it&#8217;s 7 switches. Why this fascinates me I have no idea. But, it does.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/MMeM_v15i13a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3085\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/MMeM_v15i13a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"424\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/MMeM_v15i13a.jpg 424w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/MMeM_v15i13a-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First of all, I&#8217;ve never seen it in any other position than this, with all 7 switches in what I presume to be, the ON position. So, my first question is why not just 1 switch? Or, maybe a 3 and then a 4 way switch? It just seems so, confusing and complicated. It&#8217;s in a medical facility, thus why I would see it, of course. No, it&#8217;s not in a clinic or treatment area so no, it&#8217;s not wired to oxygen, movable beds, or patient TVs.<\/p>\n<p>Next, IF there was ever a need to have a few of the 7 on or off, can you imagine telling someone from across the room which switch to turn? &#8220;Yeah, can you flip the switch 4th from the left? No, your left, no, again, there yeah, that&#8217;s it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then, when this was being built you cannot tell me that the electrician said, &#8220;Yeah, I think I have a 7-switch plate in the van. Be right back!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have this urge to turn them all off and then back on with two swipes of my forearm. I don&#8217;t of course, but it always crosses my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is the mind of a very disturbed man who is never starved for blog content. Thank you, and good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why this fascinates me &#8230;? I have noticed this &#8220;light&#8221; switch for years. I put quotes around &#8220;light&#8221; as it&#8217;s not &#8220;A&#8221; light switch, rather it&#8217;s 7 switches. Why this fascinates me I have no idea. But, it does. First &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=3084\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 15 Issue 13 \u2013  The Switch<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-3084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-contraptions","tag-switch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3086,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084\/revisions\/3086"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}