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ow do you say, “I must have that?” I don’t know but products like this make me triple check things because they have me thinking that this HAS to be some kind of a bit or joke. However, after further review and using Google translate, I can confirm that this is in fact, for real.<\/span><\/p>\n

You know how using umbrellas or rain gear like ponchos or rain coats is so cumbersome. I mean you might be separated from your dumbphone for more than 5 minutes causing you to safely walk in a downtown area with traffic whizzing by you. What a crazy idea. Never mind that this new product has you looking like a human sized version of a walking condom.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes, for only 500 yen from Shanghai Wholesaler<\/a>, this hands-free umbrella human body condom can be yours! Please, purchase and wear this so I can get a picture of you added to this site right away!<\/span><\/p>\n

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And to think that I sometimes worry about my blogging, please! Look at this invention!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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