<br />
<b>Notice</b>:  Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called <strong>incorrectly</strong>. Translation loading for the <code>health-check</code> domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the <code>init</code> action or later. Please see <a href="https://developer.wordpress.org/advanced-administration/debug/debug-wordpress/">Debugging in WordPress</a> for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in <b>/home/cubconn22514423/public_html/midwesternmeditations.com/wp-includes/functions.php</b> on line <b>6131</b><br />
{"id":2815,"date":"2018-09-03T18:23:03","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T23:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2815"},"modified":"2018-11-24T14:35:38","modified_gmt":"2018-11-24T20:35:38","slug":"mmem-vol-14-issue-13-ping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2815","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 14 Issue 13 \u2013 PING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">&#8230;happens <span style=\"color: brown;\">without <\/span>fail <strong>no <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">matter, <\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">H<\/span>ave you ever noticed, in movies and TV, that no matter the situation or environment, whenever a bullet is removed from a human body it is ALWAYS dropped into a shiny chrome bowl? Ping! This happens without fail, no matter the genre, the decade, the scene, or however outlandish the moment might be. Sure, emergency operating rooms are one thing, I expect that, but out in the wilderness somewhere when Carl with a rusty buck knife pries\u00a0a slug from his buddy&#8217;s thigh, somehow a clean shiny chrome bowl always suddenly appears for the dramatic noisy PING effect drop.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so clich\u00e9 in entertainment that you come to expect it now know matter the situation. Someone&#8217;s been shot! Oh no! The bullet must be removed! Someone has forceps after burrowing into flesh and bone to then extract said projectile from body and hold it up for all to see. Then, PING!<\/p>\n<p>I finally had to spout off after watching for the umpteenth time the other day, the first 21 minutes of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0258463\/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt\">The Bourne Identity<\/a>. Good movie and as you all know, the first of 5 &#8220;Bourne&#8221; movies which have more camera cuts and shake view than a 3-year-old using mommy&#8217;s iPhone camera.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it opens with an Italian fishing boat floating off of the coast of Marseille, France at night.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2817\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"565\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16a.jpg 565w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16a-300x128.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They find an unconscious retrograde amnesia-afflicted AND bullet ridden man in the water. The ship&#8217;s apparent &#8220;old man, part-cookie-part-sea-time surgeon&#8221; digs out a bullet, holds it up to the dim light in the cabin below deck, and wah-lah! Drops it into a shiny chrome bowl that just happens to be on this Italian fishing boat in the Mediterranean Sea at night.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2818\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b-300x127.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b-768x324.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b-1024x433.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16b.jpg 1243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OH, but of course.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2819\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c-1024x435.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c-1024x435.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c-300x128.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c-768x326.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/MMeM_v14i16c.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>PING!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;happens without fail no matter, Have you ever noticed, in movies and TV, that no matter the situation or environment, whenever a bullet is removed from a human body it is ALWAYS dropped into a shiny chrome bowl? Ping! This &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2815\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 14 Issue 13 \u2013 PING!<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2818,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[201],"class_list":["post-2815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pass-it-on","tag-bulletremoval"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2815"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2820,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions\/2820"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}