A<\/span>fter a day of Dog Destruction, all a canine wants to do is get outside and enjoy some fresh air. Plus, I’ve got some neighborhood hounds to bark the hell out of at this afternoon too.<\/p>\n

But, we got a little rain. “Oh no, don’t let the dog outside by herself”, says my owner. Yeah, God forbid I might track in 1\/2 as much dirt as they do while they wear their fake outside feet though the whole house.<\/p>\n

And, let’s block my view of the backyard too while we’re at it! I mean come on! What is wrong with these people. I AM A DOG. I’m SOOOoooo sorry about the phone I ate the other day but it smelled just like the chicken nuggets owner was eating too. Pffft!<\/p>\n

There! I just saw another squirrel run across the deck! Dammit. I would have had that little long tailed rat too. But NOoooOOOO, I’m stuck in jail. Stupid humans.<\/p>\n

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Oh hell with this, my legs are KILLING me. I’m just gonna go watch some TV.<\/p>\n

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I just saw another squirrel run across the deck. After a day of Dog Destruction, all a canine wants to do is get outside and enjoy some fresh air. Plus, I’ve got some neighborhood hounds to bark the hell out …<\/p>\n

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