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{"id":2497,"date":"2017-05-21T13:30:03","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T18:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2497"},"modified":"2017-05-21T13:30:03","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T18:30:03","slug":"mmem-vol-13-issue-33-the-claw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2497","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol.13 Issue 33 \u2013 The CLAW"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">How, <span style=\"color: brown;\">was it <\/span>never my <strong>little <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">brother?<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">N<\/span>ow I know, everyone has gone through spells where they can&#8217;t pass up wasting coins on &#8220;THE CLAW&#8221; machine. You know, you&#8217;re probably at a restaurant waiting for a table or you&#8217;re shopping with your mom for school clothes, for college, whatever. Anyway, these rip-off robots are too enticing. Oh, and put one in a bar? Forgetta-bout-it!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re anything like me, my friends, or siblings you&#8217;ve even gone so far as to judge and grade machines on the level of compacted-ness of the pieces of crap in them. How well did the vendor pack the &#8220;plush&#8221; stuffed toys down into the cube thus making them nearly impossible to pull up with the equally worthless piece of crap &#8220;claw-crane&#8221;? Sometimes you&#8217;ll spot a few outliers that other suckers came close to retrieving but failed, in so doing leaving them in prime pick-up positions.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, even supposed grown-ups such as ourselves would gaze into these third-rate torture devices and dream about having our way with the little plexiglass fortress. No? Well, we weren&#8217;t the only ones. Seems this poor little 3 year old boy, Jamie, found himself in this crane toy machine and his 5 year old brother, Shane, was there to witness it. My thanks to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2017\/\/Dad-shares-Irish-3-year-olds-claw-machine-adventure-in-viral-post\/4831490298790\/?utm_source=sec&amp;utm_campaign=sl&amp;utm_medium=15\">father for posting the pics and video<\/a> for me to live out my little childhood dream.<\/p>\n<p>The surprising thing to me about this story is, &#8220;How, was it never <strong>my<\/strong> little brother?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2499\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33a.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33a-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33a-676x901.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2500 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33b.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33b-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33b-676x901.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2501 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MMeMv13i33c-676x507.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How, was it never my little brother? Now I know, everyone has gone through spells where they can&#8217;t pass up wasting coins on &#8220;THE CLAW&#8221; machine. You know, you&#8217;re probably at a restaurant waiting for a table or you&#8217;re shopping &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2497\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol.13 Issue 33 \u2013 The CLAW<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[174],"class_list":["post-2497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-of-dad","tag-doh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2502,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions\/2502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}