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{"id":2157,"date":"2016-06-09T18:52:50","date_gmt":"2016-06-09T23:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2157"},"modified":"2016-06-09T18:52:50","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T23:52:50","slug":"mmem-vol-12-issue-21-xtastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2157","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 21 \u2013 Xtastic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">it <span style=\"color: brown;\">hasn&#8217;t <\/span>been <strong>real <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">fun.<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">A<\/span> little more than a month ago, I got a new cell phone on my birthday. And wow, how the story does not just end there. First, after having poked fun at co-workers and friends for having GIANT phones themselves, I opted for the iPhone 6 PLUS. I hadn&#8217;t even left the AT&amp;T store before plotting how I would apologize to co-workers for asking if they were talking on their tablets up to their ears. Anyway, we got talked into switching home phone, internet, and television to AT&amp;T\/Direct TV as well in order to get our 5 iPhones unlimited data as only 2 of us had the old grandfathered and crappy unlimited versions.<\/p>\n<p>Not everyone in this house handles change well, at all. So, Direct TV has been, a bit, of an adjustment. The installation alone took about 5 1\/2 hours as a 2nd technician had to be called in to negotiate the years of co-axial cable labyrinth hell that non-techies had unleashed in the basement, crawl-spaces, and attic of my house. Finally, the day came to start our Direct TV experience. It was a perfect night for TV watching as there was a nasty thunderstorm. So, yeah you know how that went. Immediately, I had dissatisfied customers\/family members in my midst.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the day arrived when it was time to return the 2 DVRs and 3 digital converter boxes with all remote controls to Comcast. I make special mention of remote controls because as I have mentioned in the past, our Golden Retriever has been quite fond of eating these. Comcast was very helpful in giving us replacement remotes for a while, but even they had limits after a while and finally started charging $25 when they saw me walking in the door.<\/p>\n<p>I was nervous about taking back all of this equipment. This location was the same place where I had two interviews with Comcast 9 years ago. The 2nd interview was in a board room with about 7 upper management types. It went well. I never heard a word from them. Obviously, apparently, I didn&#8217;t get the job. Then, about 3 years ago I made a routine monthly payment using my bank&#8217;s online payment system. Somehow, Comcast got my customer account number transposed with another customer and credited that customer&#8217;s account instead of mine. Long story longer, they put a block on my account to disallow me from using online payment for more than a year and a half! It was THEIR FAULT! I drove to this place on 3 occasions per their requirements to be in person, when I was ON CRUTCHES, 3 different workers told me they were fixing it. They never did.<\/p>\n<p>Before going in on a day off I checked the hours of operation of this location the night before online. It said 8:30am-5:30pm.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But, when I get there before the hours of operation as posted online for the location, I see this on the door.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3108-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2160\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3108-1.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3108\" width=\"480\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3108-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3108-1-286x300.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes of waiting and doubting my memory, I checked my phone to see if I just mis-remembered the hours of operation for this operation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3105-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2162\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3105-1.png\" alt=\"IMG_3105\" width=\"438\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3105-1.png 438w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3105-1-300x230.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nope, I was right.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I\u00a0get inside and tell the worker I have to disconnect my service. I answer the requisite questions about why and leave out all of the above except the part about the difference in hours on the website and the&#8230;.. he cuts me off and proudly says, &#8220;Yeah, we are now 9-5:30 Monday through Friday.&#8221; I answer him with, &#8220;Yeah, I saw that ON THE DOOR AFTER GETTING HERE AT THE TIME ON YOUR WEBSITE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t apologize and says, &#8220;Ok, you should be seeing a $25 check in the mail now as your account is paid in full and you have that much in credit based on closing it today.&#8221; I thank him and leave.<\/p>\n<p>I then get this in the mail a week and 1\/2 later.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3134.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2161\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3134.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3134\" width=\"640\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3134.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/IMG_3134-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I went back to the same location and talked to the same worker. Of course this time, I knew what time to get there. He explained this NON-BILL, apparently, and told me that I should expect a $35 check in the mail. Not. Holding. My. Breath.<\/p>\n<p>Look, Comcast I actually liked your service, I really did. I liked the WiFi you provided around our town. For the record, your internet service was faster than AT&amp;T&#8217;s. I used to sell DSL for Verizon and my honest rebuttal now for cable modem vs. DSL\/ADSL is that cable is generally faster because it&#8217;s just a really big fat wire. Simple really. The final reason for my switch was actually, surprisingly, not your fault at all.<\/p>\n<p>However, all in all, it&#8217;s been fun, it&#8217;s been real, but it hasn&#8217;t been real fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it hasn&#8217;t been real fun. A little more than a month ago, I got a new cell phone on my birthday. And wow, how the story does not just end there. First, after having poked fun at co-workers and friends &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=2157\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol.12 Issue 21 \u2013 Xtastic<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[138],"class_list":["post-2157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","tag-xfinity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}