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{"id":1936,"date":"2015-07-19T10:18:27","date_gmt":"2015-07-19T15:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1936"},"modified":"2015-07-19T10:18:27","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T15:18:27","slug":"mmem-vol-11-issue-30-read-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1936","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 30 \u2013 Read that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">Hey, science <span style=\"color: brown;\">just <\/span>let <strong>it <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">be.<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">N<\/span>to beat a dead horse, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/2015\/07\/13\/pluto-flyby-could-unmask-strangest-solar-system-citizen\/30078137\/\">USA today<\/a> stepped up recently to say, &#8220;Hey, we don&#8217;t have proof-readers either&#8221;, rather we rely on readers to notify us of our mistakes. One of these masterpieces of mis-speak err mis-type has already been corrected but I&#8217;m sure they are relieved to know that I grabbed a screen capture before the fix.<\/p>\n<p>It was a story about New Horizons reaching the furthest former planet in our solar system, tiny dwarf planet Pluto. As the story detailed, the New Horizons spacecraft was launched almost 10 years ago. I wonder if when it was launched, scientists feared that the 10 year 3.3 BILLION mile journey would be achieved shortly after fellow scientists downgraded the formerly 9th planet of our solar system? With all of the world&#8217;s ills, it may be far more astonishing that there is any effort spent on reclassifying a sphere in space which changes what billions of people here on Earth were trained to learn for nearly a century. Hey science, just let it be and let it go. Or, keep your new ridiculous meaningless classification to yourselves and move onto better topics like, oh I don&#8217;t know, cancer, AIDS, hunger, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the story which was posted above a big info-graphic, showing in detail the stages of New Horizons&#8217; 3.3 <strong>BILLION<\/strong> mile journey.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1939 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pluto.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1073\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pluto.jpg 1073w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pluto-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pluto-1024x611.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1073px) 100vw, 1073px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, the story says, &#8220;The latest image, which was taken on July 9 from 3.3 <strong>MILLION<\/strong> miles away&#8230;&#8221; See, because words mean things, this sentence falsely reports\u00a0the distance to Pluto by more than 3 THOUSAND MILLION miles. The difference between an &#8220;M&#8221; and a &#8220;B&#8221; can be galactic. No, spell check doesn&#8217;t yet see the problem with errors like these and subsequently gave its &#8220;Spell Check Complete!&#8221; sign-off message to the submitter.<\/p>\n<p>This next submission from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/2015\/07\/13\/obama-clemency-46-men-and-women-facebook\/30086127\/\">USA today<\/a> is so complex I can&#8217;t even find the mistake and I think I need a nap trying to re-read this 5-6 times.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1940 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Huh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"795\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Huh.jpg 795w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Huh-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I believe the intent in the first &#8220;sentence&#8221;, consisting of 39 words, was to say that harsh sentences, not including THIS one, handed down in the past be reduced today. However, near as I can tell the American Ninja WordiestRun-on actually communicates that commutations be handed out for sentences &#8220;that they would today because of&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; \u00a0FADE TO BLACK \u00a0Uncle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, science just let it be. Nto beat a dead horse, but USA today stepped up recently to say, &#8220;Hey, we don&#8217;t have proof-readers either&#8221;, rather we rely on readers to notify us of our mistakes. One of these masterpieces &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1936\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 30 \u2013 Read that?<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-1936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-take-on","tag-read-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}