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{"id":1862,"date":"2015-04-21T19:26:17","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2015-04-21T19:26:17","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T00:26:17","slug":"mmem-vol-11-issue-15-epic-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1862","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 15 \u2013 Epic-#FAIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; width: 150px; text-align: center;\">HOW <span style=\"color: brown;\">have I <\/span>NOT <strong>done <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">this&#8230;?<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border: 1px solid #bdb76b;\">I<\/span>&#8216;ve made many questionable choices and mistakes in my lawn and landscaping history. It&#8217;s no secret. I&#8217;m definitely a &#8220;get it done now at all cost&#8221; kind of guy rather than a planner when it comes to laying out designs and caring for living topiary. I came across this story about a guy in New Zealand who was hurrying one night trying to get some lawn work done and he grabbed a spray can when he didn&#8217;t have his glasses on and well, he grabbed the wrong one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nzherald.co.nz\/nz\/news\/article.cfm?c_id=1&amp;objectid=11436013\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1865\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lawn_620x310.jpg\" alt=\"lawn_620x310\" width=\"619\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lawn_620x310.jpg 619w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lawn_620x310-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 619px) 100vw, 619px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All that is to say, I have no idea how, HOW I have not done this to one of my yards yet over the years? I mean, this is SO me! I even have in and out temporary eye\/vision problems sometimes! I mean given the right circumstances, this COULD be my perfect storm!<\/p>\n<p>The more I look at it and think about it I guess it almost looks like something I&#8217;d do on purpose for some kind of joke or statement about something. I&#8217;m not sure what the hook or bit would be yet, but I&#8217;ll come up with something, you can bet on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOW have I NOT done this&#8230;? I&#8216;ve made many questionable choices and mistakes in my lawn and landscaping history. It&#8217;s no secret. I&#8217;m definitely a &#8220;get it done now at all cost&#8221; kind of guy rather than a planner when &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1862\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 15 \u2013 Epic-#FAIL<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-improvements","category-life-of-dad","tag-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1864,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions\/1864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}