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{"id":18,"date":"2010-09-09T07:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2010-09-09T07:17:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T07:17:00","slug":"mmem-vol-6-issue-4-is-this-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 6 Issue 4 &#8211; Is this a joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; text-align: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia; width: 150px;\"><span><span style=\"color: brown;\">Talk<\/span> about <b>having <\/b>to eat a<span style=\"color: brown;\"> &#8220;$#!+ Sandwich&#8221;.<\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(189, 183, 107); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px;\">H<\/span>ave you seen the commercials for Nutella or am I just imagining this horrid looking &#8220;spread&#8221;? \u00a0 I may hear from some people who have actually consumed this product and claim to like it (-liars). \u00a0Because, I do know some visually impaired people.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, is this a joke? \u00a0Have networks been duped into some April Fool&#8217;s type joke where they are running old Saturday Night Live commercial spoofs?<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFqnBLx1I\/AAAAAAAADp0\/cqwlIpfoZFQ\/s1600\/MMeM64b.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFqnBLx1I\/AAAAAAAADp0\/cqwlIpfoZFQ\/s200\/MMeM64b.jpg\" width=\"153\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>Not sure where to even start with this one.  It&#8217;s kind of like shooting fish in a barrel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If <b>ever<\/b> there was a reason to<b> use<\/b> food coloring, <u>this<\/u> is it.<\/li>\n<li>Dear makers of Nutella; If you ARE using food coloring, you&#8217;re doing it wrong.<\/li>\n<li>Talk about having to eat a &#8220;$#!+ Sandwich&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve heard that the best napkins to use when eating this &#8220;stuff&#8221; are made by Pampers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiGFjeuyNI\/AAAAAAAADqE\/uO3XR9jjTLk\/s1600\/MMeM64c.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiGFjeuyNI\/AAAAAAAADqE\/uO3XR9jjTLk\/s320\/MMeM64c.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>When I was kid, we would sometimes have creamed chipped beef on toast for dinner.  My dad always called it &#8220;$#!+ on a Shingle&#8221;.  I believe he came upon this terminology from his days in the army, but in any case I really think he just liked saying &#8220;$#!+ on a Shingle&#8221;.  If ever there was a food stuff deserving of that name, this is it.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFzKLO8eI\/AAAAAAAADp8\/CVFfbR_9fC4\/s1600\/MMeM64a.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFzKLO8eI\/AAAAAAAADp8\/CVFfbR_9fC4\/s320\/MMeM64a.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>I love how the makers of Nutella take special care to designate it as &#8220;The ORIGINAL Hazelnut Spread&#8221;.  Because, as we all know, there have been countless imitators of this enticing fare!<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFYENSAcI\/AAAAAAAADps\/G0mMPixGP2o\/s1600\/MMeM64d.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"307\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_3nWXIPEyl8w\/TIiFYENSAcI\/AAAAAAAADps\/G0mMPixGP2o\/s400\/MMeM64d.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p>Even if this stuff cured cancer, I still wouldn&#8217;t eat it.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, here&#8217;s a fun fact.  If you search for &#8220;$#!+ Sandwich&#8221;, it is listed on Wikipedia as being &#8220;Redirected from Crap Sandwich&#8221;. \u00a0Glad we&#8217;ve got that straightened out.<\/p>\n<p><i>Midwestern Meditations is now mobile friendly. Visit us on your mobile phone today!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about having to eat a &#8220;$#!+ Sandwich&#8221;. Have you seen the commercials for Nutella or am I just imagining this horrid looking &#8220;spread&#8221;? \u00a0 I may hear from some people who have actually consumed this product and claim to &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=18\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 6 Issue 4 &#8211; Is this a joke?<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bathroom-humor","category-my-take-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}