Y<\/span>ou know, maybe it’s just me but I don’t think that opening up a package of 4 deodorants and 1 razor should require the use of…..<\/p>\n

…TIN SNIPS.<\/p>\n

Look, I get it. They are trying to make it next to impossible to steal parts of this combination purchase while still displaying it proudly for retail shoppers. However, what if they used a PICTURE of the 4 items on the cover of a BOX?<\/p>\n

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Then maybe, just maybe, no one bleeds and the buyer doesn’t risk injury trying to open the hermetically sealed package to get at said items. (RiDiCuLoUs X INFINITY)!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Then maybe JUST maybe no one BLEEDS You know, maybe it’s just me but I don’t …<\/p>\n

MMeM, Vol.10 Issue 20 – Terrorists win.<\/span> Read more \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hail-retail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}