A<\/span>s I struggle through life, as I’m prone to do, I’m trying to curb or curl<\/em> my Olympic Curling addiction. So, this morning after watching LIVE another USA USA USA hockey win, I settled deeper into my current Curling vice.<\/p>\n

It occurred to me while watching some teams that there is a TREMENDOUS marketing opportunity here. I mean with all of that brushing and surface force, HOW has Swiffer<\/a> not already become an Olympic Sponsor of USA Curling<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Look, I don’t know if Morty and Lee<\/a> could actually participate in Curling on the Olympic level, but what the hey?<\/p>\n

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#USA #USA #USA MORTY! (Snoring). As I struggle through life, as I’m prone to do, I’m trying to curb or curl my Olympic Curling addiction. So, this morning after watching LIVE another USA USA USA hockey win, I settled deeper …<\/p>\n

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