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{"id":1458,"date":"2013-12-09T20:27:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-10T02:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1458"},"modified":"2013-12-09T20:27:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-10T02:27:40","slug":"mmem-vol-9-issue-86-1st-world-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1458","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 86 &#8211; 1st World Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; text-align: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia; width: 150px;\">Talk <span style=\"color: brown;\">about <\/span>First <strong>World <\/strong><span style=\"color: brown;\">problems!<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border-width: 1px; border-color: #bdb76b; border-style: solid;\">I<\/span> can honestly say that I have absolutely seen it all now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There are two of these contraptions in the cafeteria at work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1459 alignleft\" alt=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As if plastic utensils weren&#8217;t enough, now we have plastic utensil dispensers! What the&#8230;.?<\/p>\n<p>Talk about First World problems!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about First World problems! I can honestly say that I have absolutely seen it all now. There are two of these contraptions in the cafeteria at work. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; As if plastic utensils &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1458\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 9 Issue 86 &#8211; 1st World Problems<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[60],"class_list":["post-1458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contraptions","tag-1st-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1460,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions\/1460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}