I<\/span> don’t want to seem like a prude, but you know those coin operated machines in public restrooms? Now, some of these vending machines serve very valuable purposes with essential goods for folks. But, then there are the “less than truthful” instances or falsely advertised examples.<\/p>\n

Take this …one. From across the restroom you can easily read “Health Mart”. “Oh”, you think to yourself, “How convenient and helpful this establishment is”.<\/p>\n

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Upon further inspection, I’m not really buying the term “Health Mart”<\/strong> here…<\/p>\n

Inventory:<\/p>\n

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• Extenders – Hair extentions? Nope, don’t think so.<\/em><\/span>\n
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  • Glow Boy<\/li>\n
  • Midnight Stalker<\/li>\n
  • Dib-O-Delight<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
  • Genuine Horny Goat Weed – Oh yes, GENUINE Horny Goat Weed cause Lord knows everyone had fallen for the imitation Horny Goat Weed before!<\/em><\/li>\n
  • Erotic Sensual Positions –\u00a0First of a Series it says. A SERIES!<\/em><\/li>\n
  • Rough Rider – The Original –\u00a0There are many imitators I’m sure because that is such an original name.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Please.<\/p>\n

    Come on!!!<\/p>\n

    Health Mart?!?!?<\/p>\n

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    …I’m not not really buying the term “Health Mart”… I don’t want to seem like a prude, but you know those coin operated machines in public restrooms? Now, some of these vending machines serve very valuable purposes with essential goods …<\/p>\n

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