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{"id":1014,"date":"2013-05-21T10:45:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T15:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2013-05-21T10:45:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T15:45:31","slug":"mmem-vol-9-issue-54-brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":"MMeM, Vol. 9  Issue 54 &#8211; BRILLIANT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color: #ff6600; float: right; font-size: 28px; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; text-align: rightfont-family:Arial, Helvetica, Georgia; width: 150px;\"><span style=\"color: brown;\">Well, <\/span>as nice as <strong>porta-potties <\/strong>can look <span style=\"color: brown;\">I guess.<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: khaki; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 80px; line-height: 60px; margin-right: 6px; margin-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px; border-width: 1px; border-color: #bdb76b; border-style: solid;\">L<\/span>ooking out my office the other day I glanced down to the street next to the convention center. They had been doing some construction lately, but I noticed what looked like a really neat fence having been erected.<\/p>\n<p>Upon further inspection, I noticed that what I thought were fence &#8220;pillars&#8221; were actually Porta-Potties!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1015\" alt=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-300x145.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-300x145.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1016 aligncenter\" alt=\"photo (1)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-11-300x179.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-11-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/photo-11.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now, I don&#8217;t know who came up with this layout, but talk about killing two birds with one stone! Moreover, it kind of looks &#8220;nice&#8221;. Well, as nice as Porta-Potties can look I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, as nice as porta-potties can look I guess. Looking out my office the other day I glanced down to the street next to the convention center. They had been doing some construction lately, but I noticed what looked like &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/?p=1014\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MMeM, Vol. 9  Issue 54 &#8211; BRILLIANT!<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bathroom-humor","tag-brilliant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.midwesternmeditations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}