MMeM, Vol. 3 Issue 4


In case you didn’t know, “IL Link” or “Illinois LINK” is a way of distributing food stamps via debit card.

Normally, I would stop right here having stated a fact and provided a picture. Heck, this picture practically wrote itself for a Midwestern Meditation.

Instead, this issue highlights this writer’s own shortsightedness (again) and not just that of the establishment in said photo.

See, my state-health-field professional fiance told me about this sign and described it as follows: “Honey, on that road across from the store, there’s a gas station advertising a sale on Crown Royal under a sign for the Illinois LINK card being accepted there…”

(Here is where I immediately took a wrong turn in the conversation.)

I suddenly broke in with, “Oh, sure I’ll pick up a bottle or two.”

Not correct.

As it turns out, that was not the intent of her statement. Rather, she was bringing to my attention an obvious conflict between government run social programs and the purveyors of spirits.

Woopsie-daisy!

Oh well, it won’t be the last time I stick my foot in my mouth.

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