MMeM, Vol.11 Issue 16 – My doppelgangsta?

It was glorious, Angels sung on on high.

There is no one who has not wanted to do exactly what this guy did. I mean bravo Lucas Hinch, a 37 year old Colorado Springs resident who took a 9mm to his Dell in an alley and shot it 8 times.

Normally, a Doppelganger is a term used to refer to a person’s look-a-like or a person that is so similar in physical appearance that they must be a long-lost twin, but they of course are not. Well, in this case I believe this is an instance of dopplegangsta in that this guy is acting as I wish I did on the frustration I have at times. I have no idea what this Lucas Hinch looks like and I don’t care because I feel a sense of brotherhood and connectivity with him nonetheless.

While being interviewed by the Los Angeles Times Hinch stated in part,

“It was glorious,” he said. “Angels sung on high.”

The Dell kept giving Hinch the “blue screen of death,” he said of the machine’s final moments.

“It was extremely frustrating,” he said. “I reached critical mass.”

Hinch then reached for his new 9-mm pistol.

“It was premeditated, oh, definitely,” he said. “I made sure there wasn’t anything behind it and nothing to ricochet.”

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