MMeM, Vol.9 Issue 10 – EXIT

Imagine if the general consensus was to install metal detectors…

Seen some movies lately at our local movie theater. This has been a post that has torn at me a few different ways for pretty obvious reasons. I mean the jackass joker clown that mowed down innocents in Aurora, CO a few months back has something to do with this post for sure. F him hard, harder than the law allows. Anyway, he can and will go to hell so syonara freak.

In the meantime, I noticed several times in the previews before the main attraction that in addition to the obligatory “Turn down (silence) / off your cell phones” that there was a message about the exits. This was good and certainly needed and in response to the idiocy of Aurora, CO’s JOKER. Anyway, the problem I had with this was…

…this. I guess it’s not technically a problem as any attempt or effort as it may be, is better than nothing.

But, when the message to the audience is, “Please realize that your exits are EITHER at your front, side, or rear…”, well then, that’s kind of HALF-ASS and shows that this effort was done ONE TIME FOR ALL THEATERS IN THIS CORPORATION’S control. So, what you’re saying is that there are no exits above or below us?  Rather, any which way we head we will eventually hit one?

I mean, please. COME ON. What more do you need? Is it an even 15 or 20 deaths? I don’t know, I guess I’m being unrealistic. Imagine if the general consensus was to install metal detectors or something?

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