MMeM, Vol.8 Issue 18 – This sucks. Woof!

I just saw another squirrel run across the deck.

After a day of Dog Destruction, all a canine wants to do is get outside and enjoy some fresh air. Plus, I’ve got some neighborhood hounds to bark the hell out of at this afternoon too.

But, we got a little rain. “Oh no, don’t let the dog outside by herself”, says my owner. Yeah, God forbid I might track in 1/2 as much dirt as they do while they wear their fake outside feet though the whole house.

And, let’s block my view of the backyard too while we’re at it! I mean come on! What is wrong with these people. I AM A DOG. I’m SOOOoooo sorry about the phone I ate the other day but it smelled just like the chicken nuggets owner was eating too. Pffft!

There! I just saw another squirrel run across the deck! Dammit. I would have had that little long tailed rat too. But NOoooOOOO, I’m stuck in jail. Stupid humans.

Oh hell with this, my legs are KILLING me. I’m just gonna go watch some TV.

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