MMeM, Vol.13 Issue 31 – WELL, that isn’t SpACIAL?

WELL, that isn’t SPECIAL

Wouldn’t you think that a Satanic Temple based in Massachusetts would have something better to waste their GOD forsaken (LITERALLY) money on than a billboard in north Texas?

This billboard went up in March of 2017. When contacted by local media, the Satanic Temple said their reasons for the billboard’s placement were in response to an assistant principal’s corporal punishment (spanking) in 2012.

Hmm, either this “temple” is working through quite a backlog or recently came up with a misguided statement for which they wanted an even more undeserving target.

Yeah, I have Dana Carvey as SNL’s Church Lady running through my head right now too. But, the only problem is, yes, it actually is SATAN!!!!

Just how many new members do they get from this? What kind of recruitment number does this campaign net for the Satanic Temple? Oh to be fair, I’m sure there are parents upset with schools for spanking their snowflakes, but even them, EVEN those snow machines aren’t calling THE SATANIC TEMPLE for help and refuge!

No, I refuse to believe they got any calls from non SATAN believers. Perhaps it was all a PR move to show that no, they weren’t out to recruit and train more disciplinary minded assistant principals in order to aid them with more sadistic corporal punishment. IF that was in fact the purpose of this ad, then, well-played  Satanic Temple, well-played indeed.

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