This past November, I went deer hunting for the first time in my life. My brother, being the great hunter that he is, got me to embark on this great life milestone event.

On my 2nd day, I shot a deer.

It was when we walked out into the middle of the muddy field to where my dead deer was laying that the question arose... "How are we going to get this out of here?".

Fortunately, we had my mom's Ford Explorer! Problem solved.

You've no doubt heard the expression, "Hindsight being 20/20".

Well hindsight being 20/20, perhaps securing the dead animal's head a bit better would have been a more prudent decision.

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We humans are not half as smart as we think we are. The seriousness and gravitas with which we take ourselves is quite possibly the funniest oxymoron going. For example, take the Internet.

“duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe”

Where am I going with this? Yeah, we’re SO smart. There are 26 letters in the English alphabet. Of those 26 letters, one, exactly one letter has more than one syllable. And, this letter is so special that it has THREE syllables. Yes, it’s the wonderful wacky “W”. Say it with me, “duh-bull-ewe”.

So, continuing with the Internet. We’ve invented it and we’re going to name it. We’re going to call it the World Wide Web and because we’re so smart, we’re going to abbreviate that with the longest letter to speak or write, not once, not twice, but THRICE! Brilliant!

How much air time, and essentially ad dollars, is spent on TV and radio in one year on the phrase, “duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe”? Who could even guess? How much ink, vinyl lettering, fabric in clothes, wood or metal used to make signs, or trees for paper is spent on “WWW”? Or forget advertising, when you’re talking to someone and they start to suggest a web site, do you, like me, hesitate for a split second HOPING they skip the “duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe”? Yeah, you’re not getting back that mind-numbingly wasted 3.5 seconds. EVER!

Wait, if a Superbowl ad mentions a web site address and we take 2006 Superbowl advertising rates of $2.55 million per 30 seconds then saying 3 double ewe’s in roughly 3.5 seconds costs $728,571.43. Nice.

Yeah, we’re SO smart. It’s a miracle that we as a species even manage to negotiate to the end of every day on this spinning rock.